Husband and Wife

* A couple drove down a country road for several "miles, not" saying aword. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of themwanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



* A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women usea day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to bebecause we have to repeat everything to men..."The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


* A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be sostupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow meto explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God mademe stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


* Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubbywas losing his temper. Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring outthe animal in me.""So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"