BRAZILLIAN!!
Concluding his daily White house briefing, defence secretary Donald Rumsfield says “In closing, I’m sorry to also inform you, Mr. President, that eight Brazillian soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq.”
“Oh my God,” says George. “I can’t believe it. This is an utter catastrophe.”
His staff is stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as Bush slumps, head in hands.
He stays that way for minutes as others in the room wait in awkward silence. Finally, he slowly lifts his head and asks:
“So just how many is a BRIZILLION”
“Oh my God,” says George. “I can’t believe it. This is an utter catastrophe.”
His staff is stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as Bush slumps, head in hands.
He stays that way for minutes as others in the room wait in awkward silence. Finally, he slowly lifts his head and asks:
“So just how many is a BRIZILLION”

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